Me if I were an erotic Patrick Nagel Painting.
Middle of the week means get out your cheeks! 🍑
Pants are for squares.
Throwback to when I used to take baths.
It’s not the size that matters it’s how great it looks.
Always love a good fancy hotel room bathroom.
Fuck yeah.
I always got a watch on my wrist and a watch on my… 😏
THIRSTY THROWBACK THURSDAY
Beer, anyone? 😈 #nopantsparty