Too damn cold to be alone in here… come be alone with me?
I missed tummy Tuesday so here’s me making up for it 😉
Somebody better come wife my weird ass up before I decide to..
Lol I thought I looked cool talking to Siri on my watch 💀💀
Just a quick reminder not to spread yourself too thin this h..
Merry crisis you filthy fucking animals 💀🎄 Hope y’all’s Chri..
Merry Chrysler Eve
Get you a girl who can dress slutty and warm at the same tim..
That shit says “hard freeze warning…” yeah how bout a hard p..
but seriously it’s snowing here and I am not okay. Pls someo..