imma handful *that’s why you have 2 hands* ๐
kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute *wanna workout?* ๐
i’m not wearing any socks *and i have panties to match* ๐ฅฐ
i’d show you my world *but i’m sure you own a mirror* ๐
the sorting hat has spoken *it says i belong with you* ๐
let me put your wand *where the magic happens* ๐
I might not be Dumbledoreโฆ *but I definitely am a headmaster..
thinking hardโฆ *or could they be ~deep~ thoughts?*
just like my favorite bookโฆ. *you can lay me flat and spread..
do you like the view from this angle? *it really shows off m..