*hey dork, i hope you had a safe & fun holiday weekend! if y..
ive fully prepared you… *a full breakfast in bed* 🥰
i’ll show you… *but only if you come tell me* 😉
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sir, are you a firefighter? *you came in hot, left me wet… &..
the word of the day is “legs” *let’s go somewhere we can spr..
if you are ever sad, i have 70 ways to make it better… *1 is..
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