i seem to be stacked up… *you thought i was talking about bo..
a juicy bundle guaranteed in each spin! are you feelin lucky..
why use a kindle *when i prefer hardback*
ride and shine dork… *i meant rise, ill ride* 😉
i seem to have lost my place… *can i use yours?*
on a scale of 1-10… *you’re a 9, and i’m the 1 you need* 😈
you wanna know what’s the best thing in my life? *it’s the f..
do you have a name? or could i call you mine. 😊 *but serious..
i would rather cuddle then have sex… *if you’re good with ..
let’s flip a coin *head’s your mine, tails i’m yours.* 😏