i don’t know what you think of me… *but i hope it’s x-rated*..
do these look real… *wanna check?*
you look like a hard worker… *I have an opening you can fill..
how do you like your sausage in the morning… *scrambled or b..
lets play hockey… *I’ll play the net & you score ;)*
don’t be shy… *i caught you staring so come say hi* 😉
i wanted you to see all sides of me… *so i turned around ;)*
good morning *did this wake you up a bit more?* 😏
don’t worry i play Tetris… *i’ll make it fit* 😈
i’m sad…. *do you have a shoulder for me to put my legs on?*